Saturday, January 31, 2009

The Philip K Dick Quote Of The Day

…since our societies - or rather their governments and big corporations - aren't willing to really go about solving our economic and social and political problems, they have hit upon a simple technique (technique, not solution) by which they are going to make us fit, rather than any solution fit. We, as human beings, will be changed so that the problems cease because we cease to be humans any longer, in any real sense.


From the Collected Letters of Philip K Dick, 1977-1979

Friday, January 30, 2009

Is There Anybody...........Out There?

A fantastic summary of the 180 year long history of humans trying to physically send messages to the stars, right here :
"The idea blossomed in the 17th century into the 'plurality of worlds' debate, but it remained controversial," said Dick, who has written several books on the topic.

One of the most influential proponents for extraterrestrial life was Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle, who wrote Conversations on the Plurality of Worlds in 1686.

Despite the interest, there was no recorded discussion of how we might locate or contact these potential aliens until more than a century later.

Florence Raulin-Cerceau of the Alexandre Koyre Center in Paris has documented the early attempts at communication with extraterrestrial intelligence (CETI), or what is now often called active SETI.

"As early as the 19th century, inventors imagined "sky telegraph" equipment to communicate with the supposed inhabitants of the solar system's planets," Raulin-Cerceau recently wrote with her colleague in the French magazine Pour la Science.

The first of these inventors was Carl Friedrich Gauss, the German mathematician. In the 1820s, he spoke of reflecting sunlight towards the planets with his land surveying invention, the heliotrope. He is also credited with the idea of cutting a giant triangle in the Siberian forest and planting wheat inside.

"The size and color contrast should have made the object visible from the moon or Mars, and the geometric figure could only be interpreted as an intentional construction," Raulin-Cerceau wrote.

Twenty years later, the astronomer Joseph von Littrow came up with a similar idea to pour kerosene into a 30-kilometer-wide circular canal that would be lit at night to signal our presence.

second half of the 19th century saw more realistic proposals, according to Raulin-Cerceau.

In 1869, the French inventor and poet Charles Cros imagined using a parabolic mirror to focus the light from electric lamps towards Mars or Venus. He figured the light could be flashed on and off to encode a message.

" light-based "Morse code" was also considered by the British statistician Francis Galton in 1896. He took care not to assume that Martians would have our same base-10 counting system, as they probably wouldn't have 10 fingers.

Around the same time, A. Mercier, a member of the Astronomical Society of France, devised a plan to place several reflectors on the Eiffel Tower that could direct sunlight towards Mars. He also considered using the moon as a giant screen on which to project light beams.

The Whole Story Is Here


Alerting people to the fact that they may soon be driving through swarms of the living dead, who will stop at nothing to feed on your skull innards, is a Class C misdemeanour in Texas.
"They Bomb Us Because They Don't Want Us To Be Well-Educated"

Isn't it interesting that both Israel and Hamas have the same targets for destruction in Gaza?

Israel promised cruel revenge for Hamas rocket attacks, and they delivered it upon the children of Gaza with a psychotic zeal. Even English-speaking, American-funded schools, that allowed boys and girls to be taught side by side, were not safe from the F-16s and the bulldozers :
When President George W. Bush visited the West Bank a year ago, Palestinian militants in Gaza vented their anger by ransacking the American International School here, smashing windows, stealing computers and torching a small fleet of buses.

It was just the latest episode in a decade-long string of bombings, kidnappings and lootings at the elite private school, which isn't connected to the U.S. government but has an American-style curriculum and coed, English-only classrooms, which have made it a favorite target of Islamic extremists.

On Jan. 3, the school finally was destroyed, but not by Islamist extremists. An Israeli airstrike flattened the two-story building and sprayed shards of steel and stone over the manicured lawns and soccer field. The night watchman was killed. Books, computers, science equipment and art supplies were crushed beneath the wreckage.

Within moments, Gaza's perhaps most pro-Western institution — a symbol of possibility in a sealed-off, war-torn land — was gone.

The Israeli army told McClatchy that its forces hit the school because Hamas militants had launched rockets from the grounds. School officials and neighborhood residents rejected that explanation, however, saying that the hilltop campus offered few places to hide and that the militants themselves often had attacked the campus.

"It seems that targeting our school . . . was one of the very few things that fanatic groups and Israel could agree on," said Sharhabeel al Zaeem, a member of the school's board of directors.

...of the 25 schools and hospitals that Israeli forces hit during the 22-day war, according to a tally by Palestinian officials, only the American International School was destroyed. Days after the airstrike, Israeli bulldozers and tanks returned to the campus and plowed over the basketball court and the jungle gym, school officials and residents said.

In conservative Gaza, it was one of the only schools in which boys and girls sat side by side in classrooms, and older students even dared to date.

"This was not a base of terror," Zaeem said. "We are trying to bring the best education to Gaza."

Khalid Ghanan, a senior who's on a full academic scholarship, sat in his family's living room in the Bureij refugee camp in central Gaza one morning last week — a day he should have been in class — and cursed Israeli forces and Gaza militants.

"The militants are stupid. They're unhappy with this place because of the word 'American' and they don't even know what it's doing for the students," the poised 17-year-old said. "And Israel bombed us just because they don't want us to be well educated."

"It's really very sad to see Israel target a place that Gaza needs to reach a common understanding between cultures and promotes openness and diversity," Salem said. "We should have a hundred schools like ours in Gaza, not one."

Now they have none.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

"May I Present Our New Foreign Minister, Dixlpfftsap of the Alsplertium Minor System"

The British Tories appear to believe there are potential votes in backing UFO disclosure. They're probably right. Tory leader David Cameron takes a question from the audience during a public meeting in North Tyneside....

Question :

"In July last year the respected scientist and astronaut Dr Edgar Mitchell, who was the sixth man to walk on the moon, spoke on a British radio station.

"He said the American government had had contact with extra terrestrials on multiple occasions and that these were ongoing.

"He spoke about the Roswell event in 1947 where wreckage of a downed UFO was recovered and found to contain alien bodies.

"He said this event was real but was covered up by the government for many years.

"Do you agree with me that the British people have a right to know if we have been visited, and if so, when you become prime minister will you seek to lift the veil of secrecy and give the public the truth that they deserve?"

David Cameron :

"I have no idea there is intelligent life out there and no idea whether any of the sightings which have taken place or whether any incidents which have taken place have any basis in truth.

"When people have looked at the Roswell incident, or when people have looked at pictures... a rational explanation tends to be produced to try and show what has happened is not what those who believe in UFOs suggest.

"But I think we should be a open as possible, so I would be quite happy to give you a guarantee that if I became prime minister I would always be entirely open and frank about these things.

"I don't think any of us have any clue whether there's intelligent life out there and it is certainly not something that any government should seek to hide from anyone."

The BBC ran the following photo with the story on its website, but didn't include an explanation for what the image is showing :

I'm A Missile, I'm Here To Kill You, But I Can Wait



The Loitering Missile knows you will be leaving the house, eventually. It flies in and circles, high above you, for ten hours, always locked and poised to hone in on you within 60 seconds of its cameras making a positive identification.

Unlike other missiles, this one can wait around...

A revolutionary missile that can stalk a target until the perfect moment to strike is being developed by the Ministry of Defence for use against the Taliban in Afghanistan.

The so-called lurker bomb will also be able to shadow British troops for up to ten hours or 100 miles, ready to take out enemy targets with surgical precision at a minute’s notice.

Fire Shadow’s ability to ‘stooge’ above the troops means it can be guided to a target within seconds. And its deadly precision requires only a small warhead of 50lb, compared with the RAF’s smallest bomb of 500lb.

Fire Shadow can be guided to its target by troops on the ground with lasers, by operators in aircraft or helicopters, or by the Army’s new Watchkeeper surveillance drone.

The concept of a lurker bomb is the cornerstone of the MoD’s Indirect-Fire Precision Attack project. Fire Shadow is one of six projects that include an artillery shell that can electronically ‘sense’ its target, a new anti-aircraft missile for the Royal Navy, and advanced guidance for the new Guided Multiple Launch Rocket System (GMLRS).

It will also make one hell of a convincing blackmail-extortion weapon.

You get a phone call, you're told to deposit $5 million into an account, the missile is flying, you can't escape it, it knows exactly where you are, you have six hours to come up with the cash or the missile takes you, and whoever happens to be around you, out.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009



Even though I haven't looked at it in years, it's kind of reassuring to know that after all these decades Mad Magazine is still around, and still turning out excellent covers like the one above.

Go Here For The Mad Magazine Site
"Did You Hear A 'Whump Whump' Sound Just Then?"


If you happened to read Stephen King's Christine as a young teenager, you might get a little nervous at some of these non-traffic stats on how cars are killing Americans.

In 2007, 99 children were killed and 2000 injured when cars reversed over them. These accidents most often occurred in residential driveways.

221 Americans in total were killed in "backovers", with 14,000 injured.

....393 people were killed and 20,000 were injured in crashes involving pedestrians and bicyclists in driveways, parking lots, private roads and trails in 2007.

...168 people were killed from 2003 to 2004 when they were pinned or trapped under vehicles, usually while working on a vehicle that fell from its supports.

....147 people were killed from unintentional carbon monoxide poisoning from vehicle exhaust.

And from a study of non-traffic car-versus-human victories in 2003-04 :

....88 deaths from falling from a vehicle, typically from the tailgate or roof

...57 fatalities from vehicle fires

...44 deaths from being struck by an object such as a tree, a rock or cargo

...37 deaths from excessive heat

...14 deaths from excessive cold.

And 150,000 people slammed the car doors on their fingers or hands hard enough to cause injury, more than 80,000 more were injured trying to unload overloaded cars, or pushing vehicles that had broken down.

Incredibly, five people were killed when they got their heads caught in closing windows.

Deaths from this bizarre accident are frequent enough that there is an official term for it :

"Vehicle Window Asphyxia."

And finally, this :
There were an estimated 6,420,000 cars involved in accidents in the US in 2005....2.9 million injury cases and 42,636 car accident deaths.

An average of 115 persons die each day in motor vehicle crashes in the United States -- one every 13 minutes.

According to the World Health Organization about 3000 people die in crashes each day worldwide.
Its Carmageddon out there.

American Troops Are Threatened In War Zones By Flying Killer Robots....But Whose Flying Killer Robots?


The Humvee-mounted Laser Avenger can take out UAVs

According to Boeing, American taxpayers have to hand over billions of dollars they don't have to fund the development of Humvee-mounted laser weapons because enemy UAVs (flying killer robots) "increasingly threaten U.S. troops deployed in war zones."

Since when have Al Qaeda or the Taliban been attacking American troops with armed UAVs?

Is this the same 'War on Terror' that we read about in the news, or is there a whole other WoT going on we don't hear about, where Afghan insurgents are piloting Flying Killer Robots from their caves in Waziristan?

More here :

While decades of Hollywood imagery may conjure up a vision of a target disintegrating in a sparkle of light, the actual workings of the laser beam are probably more prosaic. For instance, the beam from Boeing's much, much larger Airborne Laser, which is intended to disable long-range missiles in flight, uses heat to create a weak spot on the skin of the missile, causing it to rupture in flight.
Maybe Boeing is getting in early selling the next generation of weapons to fight the Flying Killer Robot war, the war that hasn't begun, yet.

"Drug Money Is The Only Liquid Investment Capital"

It appears as long as people keep doing illegal drugs, or, more importantly, as long as those drugs are kept illegal, some banks will not go under during the Greater Depression :
The United Nations' crime and drug watchdog has indications that money made in illicit drug trade has been used to keep banks afloat in the global financial crisis, its head was quoted as saying on Sunday.

Vienna-based UNODC Executive Director Antonio Maria Costa said in an interview released by Austrian weekly Profil that drug money often became the only available capital when the crisis spiralled out of control last year.

"In many instances, drug money is currently the only liquid investment capital," Costa was quoted as saying by Profil. "In the second half of 2008, liquidity was the banking system's main problem and hence liquid capital became an important factor."

The United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime had found evidence that "interbank loans were funded by money that originated from drug trade and other illegal activities," Costa was quoted as saying. There were "signs that some banks were rescued in that way."

(snooorrrrt)

"Are you getting high again?"

"Yes, but I'm just doing my bit for the economic recovery. If I don't snort the rest of this shit, and buy some more, more banks will go under."
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More here

I can't see any listings online yet for egg-free eggs.
From The Anatomy Of Melancholy, by Robert Burton, published in 1652 :
I have no wife nor children good or bad to provide for. A mere spectator of other men's fortunes and adventures, and how they act their parts, which methinks are diversely presented unto me, as from a common theatre or scene.

I hear new news every day, and those ordinary rumours of war, plagues, fires, inundations, thefts, murders, massacres, meteors, comets, spectrums, prodigies, apparitions, of towns taken, cities besieged in France, Germany, Turkey, Persia, Poland, &c., daily musters and preparations, and such like, which these tempestuous times afford, battles fought, so many men slain, monomachies, shipwrecks, piracies and sea-fights; peace, leagues, stratagems, and fresh alarms.

A vast confusion of vows, wishes, actions, edicts, petitions, lawsuits, pleas, laws, proclamations, complaints, grievances are daily brought to our ears. New books every day, pamphlets, corantoes, stories, whole catalogues of volumes of all sorts, new paradoxes, opinions, schisms, heresies, controversies in philosophy, religion,...Now come tidings of weddings, maskings, mummeries, entertainments, jubilees, embassies, tilts and tournaments, trophies, triumphs, revels, sports, plays: then again, as in a new shifted scene, treasons, cheating tricks, robberies, enormous villainies in all kinds, funerals, burials, deaths of princes, new discoveries, expeditions, now comical, then tragical matters. Today we hear of new lords and officers created, tomorrow of some great men deposed, and then again of fresh honours conferred; one is let loose, another imprisoned; one purchaseth, another breaketh: he thrives, his neighbour turns bankrupt; now plenty, then again dearth and famine; one runs, another rides, wrangles, laughs, weeps....

This I daily hear, and such like, both private and public news, amidst the gallantry and misery of the world; jollity, pride, perplexities and cares, simplicity and villainy; subtlety, knavery, candour and integrity, mutually mixed and offering themselves; I rub on....as I have still lived, so I now continue...left to a solitary life, and mine own domestic discontents: saving that sometimes, as Diogenes went into the city, and Democritus to the haven to see fashions, I did for my recreation now and then walk abroad, look into the world, and could not choose but make some little observation, not as they did, to scoff or laugh at all, but with a mixed passion.
Three and a half centuries ago, Burton all but perfectly described a life of a news-junkie blogger in 2009.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A Photograph Is Not A Mirror

Probably way too soon for most people, but Errol Morris has an extraordinary collection of photographs of President Bush, from the past eight years, and a fascinating discussion with editors from the major photo agencies about how even the most stage managed photo ops have, and will continue to, come back and haunt him.

Some of the editors make the pertinent observation that during Bush's final press conference, when he was asked if he regretted anything, he only chose those dramatic moments that didn't come out looking so good for him in news photographs.

A lot of the photos are familiar - Bush & Mission Accomplished, standing on the wreckage pile at Ground Zero on 9/11, struggling to open a locked door, being told that New York City was under attack - but there are some I've never seen before. Like this one of Bush and Obama :



From the Morris piece, here's a screencap of the stunning 'What The Fuck Have I Done?' expression on Bush's face during the final White House gathering where he said goodbye to friends and staffers at the end of his presidency.



Errol Morris : Mirror, Mirror On The Wall
Betting On Terror, Winning Big, And Then Boasting About It

Speculating on terror attacks, with an aim to profit bigtime, is one of the many dark secret of the Age Of Terrorism finally getting a little illumination :
It was a day of carnage that left 56 people dead and a dark shadow for ever cast over the history of London. But for Jérôme Kerviel, the French rogue trader, 7/7 was the jackpot.

Mr Kerviel, whose wild bets on the stock market ended with record losses, celebrated as Britain’s worst terror attack helped him to register a €500,000 profit and to continue a winning streak that brought him “orgasmic pleasure”.

“The best trading day in the history of Société Générale was September 11, 2001,” he said.

There's something you don't hear admitted in public very often. The July 7 attacks in London were extremely profitable as well.

A few days earlier he had bet on a fall in the share price of Allianz, the German insurance giant, he told Le Parisien. Everyone was losing money when the 7/7 bombings sent the insurance sector into a downward spiral “except for me”, he said. “Thanks to the positions I had, I earned €500,000 in a few minutes. It was the jackpot. I was jubilant.”

Al Qaeda, and Osama Bin Laden, have proven to be quite the moneymaker for those who seek to profit from terrorism. And war.


Israel Told Its Gaza Soldiers : Kill Yourselves And Each Other To Avoid Capture

This isn't all that far from sending suicide bombers into civilian areas. The lethality of soldiers who know they will be killed by their own if they are captured by the enemy, leaves few options and no room to take chances with any civilians :
Israeli soldiers fighting in the Gaza Strip offensive this month were ordered to kill themselves rather than be captured, and if necessary to kill any Israeli soldier they saw being taken into captivity, the Yediot Achronot newspaper has reported.
"No matter what happens, no one will be kidnapped," the paper quotes one company commander telling his troops before the fighting began.

In the past, there were standing orders, known as "Hannibal mode", for firing at a vehicle taking Israeli troops into captivity to disable it and permit a rescue team to reach it, even at risk to the captive soldiers inside the vehicle. The new orders tighten those instructions, reportedly by permitting the vehicle to be blown up.

A soldier in a commando unit that operated behind Hamas lines said his unit was equipped with "special weapons". "We were instructed to use them also against any vehicle carrying a kidnapped soldier," he said.

Kill yourself, and kill your fellow soldiers, so your government can avoid nasty headlines.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

"He Carries Two Guns...One To Start Trouble, And One To Make Trouble"

Yeah, you watch this trailer for the new movie Black Dynamite once, and you just know, in a few months, every kid on every street will be shouting, "You Jive Muthafukka!"



That was very awesome.

The creators of Black Dynamite explain the essential ingredients needed to make the ultimate blacksploitation movie :

Vietnam: The blaxploitation era sprung out of the post-Vietnam time, where the brothers were not treated right in Vietnam and they came back to no jobs. A lot of the heroes were cats who came from Vietnam and had soldier-type skills that they used to take down The Man or clear the streets of drugs.

Stick it to The Man: Black paranoia is usually right in there. There's usually this conspiratorial thing that The Man is plotting your doom. There's a lot of real blaxploitation movies that involve a plot to exterminate black people. It's a constant storyline. In these movies, white people spend 95% of their time coming up with plots against black people.

White people by the pool: Every one of those ['70s blaxploitation flicks] depicted white people beside a swimming pool.

Kung fu: Martial arts is a big thing in blaxploitation movies and that [includes a] love affair with kung fu. A lot of the blaxploitation heroes didn't know kung fu, but they wanted to try the moves anyway.

The exploding car off a cliff: Cars always exploded for no reason.

Plenty more here.
280 Children Killed, 1000 Injured



Israel's prime minister (for now) Ehud Olmert, believes the only alternative to hundreds of children in Gaza being 'War On Terror'-bombed to death was for Israel to lose hundreds of soldiers :

Amira Qirm lay on a hospital bed today with her right leg in plaster, and held together by a line of steel pins dug deep into her skin. For several days after her operation Amira, 15, was unable to speak, and even now talks only in a low whisper.

In her past are bitter memories: watching her father die in the street outside their home, then hearing another shell land and kill her brother Ala'a, 14, and her sister Ismat, 16, and then the three days that she spent alone, injured and semi-conscious, trying to stay alive in a neighbour's abandoned house before she could be rescued last Sunday.

Only now, after most of the dead have been buried, is the first properly researched reckoning of the toll emerging. What already stands out is the striking cost borne by the children of Gaza, who make up more than half of the 1.5 million people living in this overcrowded strip of land.

The Palestinian death toll after three weeks of Israel's war was 1,285, according to the Palestinian Centre for Human Rights, or 1,268, according to the al-Mezan Human Rights Centre. Among those dead were at least 280 children.

The impact will be felt by many more for years to come. Among the more than 4,000 people injured more than a quarter were children, some left with severe disabilities. The Gaza Community Health Programme estimates that half Gaza's children – around 350,000 – will develop some form of post-traumatic stress disorder.

Imagine if that even came close to becoming true. Hundreds of thousands of traumatised children going on to hit full maturity in the Gaza cage.

And yet the standard question with the same ugly truth will be pointlessly asked for years to come : Why Do They Hate Israel So Much?

Despite watching her family getting massacred by the soldiers of "the only real democracy in the Middle East", 15 year old Amira Qirm just can't wait to embrace all the western freedoms and blessings of Democracy that she can get, when she recovers from her massive injuries. For now there's her dream :

"I want to be a lawyer," she said today, "and to stand in court facing the Israelis for what they have done."

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Chimp Gets Passport, Complains About The Inflight Movie, Refuses To Offset Carbon

There's only one chimp with a passport right now, but you know how these things go, there will be more. And then there will be human rights lawyers shouting "We Are Monkey People, Too!" and demanding the frequent flying simians be allowed to immigrate. Imagine the horror if Al Qaeda worked out how to recruit and jihadise monkeys that hold passports to western nations?

The three-month-old ape had his own animal export documents for the Lufthansa flight from Birmingham to Frankfurt but was given a special pretend passport complete with his name and picture.

Wrapped in the white cotton security blanket he has been nursed in since he was born, Bili could have been mistaken for a baby as he clutched on to his new keeper.
Not really. pygmy chimpanzees are not known for vomiting copious amounts of white fluid from their nostrils and mouth simultaneously onto a stranger's breakfast tray.

I have no problem traveling on commercial flights with chimps, particularly baby ones, but if they're going to do all that shrieking and poo-throwing, they must be kept in first class where that sort of behaviour is acceptable.

In case you missed it : Stupid Hippie Attacked By Stupid-Hippie-Hating Ape
UFOs Love Obama, Too



Don't think aliens in hyperspeedy zoomtronic spacecraft, think time travelers.

Or more specifically, time traveling tourists.

When non-interfering time travel becomes a reality, the Obama Inauguration Spectacular could be a popular choice for the touros. You don't get to go down and hang out with the locals in 2009, you just sit and watch it all out your little window, hovering off to one side.

Maybe with the cheaper time tourism tickets you only get to see Springsteen singing for Obama, a few weeks out from the inauguration.



Or it could be a package deal. Pay full price for the trip back to the inauguration, get to see some Springsteen and earlier Obama speeches for half price.



So very many UFO clips on YouTube really suck.

Friday, January 23, 2009

What do you want from me? It's Friday night.



The kid riding by in the other direction is great.

"Mumma! I saw a dalmation riding a bike today!"

"Did you?....the medication isn't working, is it?"
Cracked has the mostly funny results of the 'Things You Never Noticed In Famous Pictures' photoshopping challenge up here.

Here's two :





There's 18 more of them here, some might challenge your brain, for a few seconds, before the 'Now I Get It' light goes on.
Now Imagine Her Smothered With Caramelised Onions

Cow : "People chant and then they milk me by hand"

The RSPCA in the UK made a small screw-up. They killed a cow on the grounds of a Hindu temple. That would be a sacred cow, and they did it while monks were praying. They donated a new cow to stop the angry chanting. Cows may be dimmer than flourescent bulbs, but even this cow has to be thinking, 'I'm not sure exactly what's going on, but this is pretty sweet' :

Munching contentedly on a carrot and surrounded by besotted admirers, two-year-old Aditi may be one of Britain's luckiest cows. A fortnight ago, she was just another ordinary member of the bovine family, facing a life of servitude on a dairy farm, or worse, heading towards the abattoir.

But this week she is settling down to a new life of luxury in hay-filled pen on a "vegetarian working farm" at a Hindu temple once owned by the late former Beatle George Harrison, where the monks have already dubbed her "the Paris Hilton of Cows".

From now until the day she dies, Aditi will be doted on by devoted Hindu monks who will lavish her with the same love and attention they would a member of their own family, chanting sacred Sanskrit mantras as they milk her by hand.

George Harrison bought the building in 1973 with proceeds from his solo album Living in a Material World. Inside the Victorian mock-Tudor mansion, the oak-panelled halls echo with the Sanskrit chanting of praying monks amid the aroma of sandalwood paste, celebrating the arrival of Aditi.

"It's not exactly a bad life is it?" says Radha Mohan Das, with a smile.
It sounds even better if you're a cow.
Slumdog Millionaire Wins Best Picture Oscar, Heath Ledger Scores Gold For The Joker

The nominations for the 81st Academy Awards have been announced. You can read the names of the nominees here. But of more interest to everyone is, of course, who wins.

This is where GMail's 'Next Month's Mail' feature, currently in beta, becomes particularly handy. You can only get three months of e-mail in advance, right now, and they're debating whether it's really a good idea at all to have options to get e-mails further in advance that that. Life lived today can get very confusing even with the 'Next Week's Mail' feature.

The other big problem that will be hard to fix is when you read through the list of e-mails that will be sent to you, say, in April this year, there might be names there of people you haven't met yet. You don't recognise the name, you don't know what the hell they're talking about in the subject line, so you delete them. Not the best way to start a new friendship or business relationship before it even begins.

Back to the Oscars. An e-mail from a friend (who I already know), dated March 20, 2009 :
"Sorry, I forget to send you all the winners of the Oscars as promised. I meant to do it a while ago, but hey, shit happens. Here's the list of winners now. The Ledger tribute was legendary, and those robots presenting the visual effects award were wicked. The Obama-friendly Hollywood's Tribute To Black American Presidents movies was overbaked, seriously Deep Impact? WTF? But Chris Rock was funny as."
He's also upset with me. Apparently I sent him a very abusive e-mail shortly after the Academy Awards were held, railing at him for getting a couple of the awards wrong and thereby making me look like an idiot.

Here are the main winners.

Best Picture : Slumdog Millionaire (it's the movie that embodies the spirit of "The Age Of Obama", apparently)

Best Actor : Mickey Rourke for The Wrestler

Best Actress : Kate Winslett for The Reader (fulfilling Ricky Gervais prophecy that if she starred in a Holocaust movie she would finally win an Oscar)

Best Supporting Actor : Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight.

Best Supporting Actress : Taraji P. Henson for The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

Best Director : David Fincher for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.



God, forgive me and Dr Strangelove for what we did to America.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Some Guy Named Obama Won Something, I Think

A tiny sample of the front pages from tens of thousands of newspapers around the world announcing today that the future of the United States, for a few years minimum, belongs to President Obama.







396 other President Obama front pages here.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Why Obama May Run America Like Brando's Godfather

By Darryl Mason

You don't want to find out your new president watches and enjoys a lot of shit movies. That can shatter dreams into shards.

Most people are not snobby about many things, but movies are different. If you find out, after a few months, that your partner secretly harbours a love for what you consider absolute celluloid dreck, relationships hit rocky patches. Could you ever look at your once respectable boss with the same eyes again after you learned he watched Love, Actually on a lonely Friday night at home, and really, really enjoyed it?

It seems we don't have to worry about shocking movie tastes when it comes to Barack Obama. The movies he cites as his favourites are all very rewatchable classics :
The Godfather, Parts I & II
Casablanca
Lawrence Of Arabia
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Choosing The Godfather I & II shows the man likes the best of the best, and appreciates the potential of violence to advantage business negotiations.

Lawrence Of Arabia shows he has an interest in trying to work with the Arab world, instead of simply bombing it. Al Qaeda's desert trains may be in trouble, however.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest is a very interesting choice, and a great fucking movie. Clearly, Hillary Clinton has great potential as the Nurse Ratched in the Obama administration.



Here's a few of JFK's favourite movies :

The Longest Day
Roman Holiday
Spartacus
Iwo Jima
Bad Day At Blackrock.

All excellent movies, and still very watchable today. If you've never seen a John Wayne movie, Iwo Jima's not a bad place to start.

Bill Clinton apparently likes High Noon.

Two of George W. Bush's favorite movies? Black Hawk Down and Saving Private Ryan. If only he'd watched more Adam Sandler movies instead.

Here's President Obama on why he particularly likes the opening scenes of The Godfather :
"....the caretaker comes in and Marlon Brando is sitting there and he’s saying 'You disrespected me. You know and now you want a favor.' It sets the tone for the whole movie. There’s this combination of old world gentility and ritual with this savagery underneath.”
Here's the actual scene :



And here's President Obama doing the scene. Kind of :



It's a strange experience to write about a serving American president without wanting to write the words "that fucker" and "the lying bastard!".

Hopefully, that urge will not resurface....for at least a few months.
Bright Lights In The Night Skies

Stunning meteorite explosion in Sweden :

"For The Last Time! Put Down That Circular Baked Breakfast Item!"

Something strange is happening in Florida. Hopefully. A bizarre new source of weapons, easily purchased from supermarkets, has been introduced into violent domestic situations :

When he finally did come downstairs, she pushed him aside when he got in her way, and police say the belligerent teen responded by hitting her on her arm and then throwing a taco in her face.

The infuriated mother called 911 to report the assault, hoping to teach her son a lesson. She claims he's done it before and he probably never believed her threats to call the cops on him.

But this time she did.

He's been charged with domestic battery.

Groucho Marx is freelancing for the Toronnto City News :
She wasn't hurt but the taco was a write-off.
The uncredited writer notices another recent food-based assault in Florida :

Push led to shove and then Catolico is accused of attacking him with, of all things, a bagel.

She's accused of hitting him in the head with the baked good and is now facing charges of battery as well as violating her probation.

She's being held on $10,000 bail.

...it's not immediately clear if the bagel was seedless

I hope the journo at the Toronto City News who wrote this finds lots more stories where people attack each other with food.

UPDATE : Actually, there are a few more food-related assault stories kicking around.

Funny :
Man Uses Banana To Hold Up 7-11
Not so funny :
Woman Sues Husband After Carrot Attack
But, food-related attacks and assaults don't appear to be on the rise. There's not really many at all to be found.

I can't believe that in order to dig up the above two food-assault links, I spent about 20 minutes googling different combinations of "assaulted with banana" and "apple-related violence" and "hit with chicken" and "spinach attack". If I ever get arrested for beating someone to death with alfalfa sprouts, those search queries may come back to haunt me.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

You Damn Dirty Apes!



He could have, at the very least, gone the eye gouge. He got his arse kicked by a chimp. Then again, he was asking for it.

Best two comments from YouTube :
"stupid hippie"

"come on just kick em in the nutts :S fuck it"
You've Been Briefed, Here's Your Notes, Now Go Write Some Blogaganda

The Jerusalem Post actually ran this article promoting the use of blogaganda, and appealed to Israeli immigrants to sign up to spread the good word about Israel, as supplied, to the world.

In short, Israel has plenty of Hebrew-writing blog commenters to flood "trouble sites" that say nothing things about Israel killing hundreds of children, but not enough who can supply pro-Israel blogaganda effectively in English, and other common languages :

Israel's newest weapon on the public relations front is "an army of bloggers," according to a statement issued by the Absorption Ministry Sunday afternoon.

In cooperation with the Foreign Ministry's Public Relations Department, the Absorption Ministry has initiated a statewide effort to locate volunteers who speak other languages, to take part in the country's PR efforts over the Internet.

The volunteers will post comments in their native languages - including English, French, Spanish, German and others - on anti-Israel Web sites and blogs, presenting an Israeli perspective on the Middle East.

During the past few years, a significant change has occurred in the realm of public relations communications, the ministry statement said, noting that the Internet has created a new arena of "PR warfare."

The main weakness in Israel's hasbara (public diplomacy) efforts is the current lack of people willing to sit in front of their computers and comment in languages other than Hebrew. The comments would concentrate on positive aspects of Israeli life and accounts of the hardship Israelis suffer while living under a constant threat of terror.

I don't think they're going to have much success, for a while at least, convincing anyone who saw on TV what they did in Gaza that Israelis live "under a constant threat of terror."

The volunteers will be briefed, given up-to-date material and referred to problematic Web sites where an Israeli perspective is badly needed.

"In recent years, the Absorption Ministry has invested many resources in developing work in cyberspace out of an understanding that the Internet is a key to the future," Absorption Minister Eli Aflalo said. Aflalo added that the ministry had decided to "answer the challenge and attempt to form a pool of Israeli commentators in languages that can bolster Israel's public relations in the virtual world and answer all the Israel-bashers who spread the seeds of hate."

So, the official Israeli government line remains the same : criticise Israel and you are spreading "the seeds of hate."

As the story of what the Israeli government is trying to do spreads quickly through the blogstream media, millions who see anyone saying anything nice about Israel will wonder, 'Is this person writing this because the Israeli government told them to?'

And those who join in on a blog discussing, say, war crimes prosecutions against Israel, which will presumably run for years and generates hundreds of thousands of stories, if someone jumps into a discussion with something genuine and honest to say in Israel's defence, they will immediately be called out and attacked for being a megaphone of the Israel government.

So how many are there already doing this kind of work, voluntary or paid, for the government of Israel? A few thousand? A few million?
Did I Say Those Words? Yes, You Did, Mr President

I don't know why media running lists of Bushisms keep going back to the same ones. There's so many to choose from. Ex-president George W. Bush was extremely generous when it came to making himself sound like an idiot.

A bunch of Bushisms follows, most all but forgotten. Note, 2006 was actually Bush's most prolific year for saying something stupid. Too many pretzels?
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?"
(after touring the Auschwitz death camp, Chicago Sun-Times, 29th January 1992)

"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order..."
(Message to Iraqi people, Washington, April 2003
)

"The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."
(
28th October, 2003)

You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."
(Bush talking to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005)

"I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel."
(May 4, 2006
)

"You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone."
(May 5, 2006)

"The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany."
(May 5, 2006)

"That's called, A Charge To Keep, based upon a religious hymn. The hymn talks about serving God. The president's job is never to promote a religion."
(
May 5, 2006)

"I can look you in the eye and tell you I feel I've tried to solve the problem diplomatically to the max...
(April 24, 2006)
I'm not sure Bush will be anywhere near as funny in retrospect, a decade from now.

But right now, knowing it's over, this is pretty damn funny :



And here's my sign off from The Last Days Of President George W. Bush blog,
Obamamamamamama


"Seriously man, one day I'm gonna be president"

By Darryl Mason

Like most of you, I'm feeling totally overwhelmed by the monumental coverage of every second of President Obama's 'long walk' (and limo, plane and train rides) to the White House. It seems like Obama has already been president for going on two months or more. We will probably learn in years to come that he was, in fact, making presidential decisions since at least mid-November 2008.

I will be tuning in to watch the inauguration (about 3am Sydney time), I expect it will be some mind-boggingly good, and also good-cheesy, television, as only the Americans can produce.

And here's something interesting, the New York Times has turned over a substantial part of its online front page to photos sent in by readers who are at the Obama inauguration. The reader-contributor model of mainstream media coverage of a major event takes over from journo-only content, and it will probably prove far more interesting than most of stories that will be written.

News for the people, by the people. Another future that is right now.

More than two million people are expected to be somewhere in the vicinity of the Main Event. A few women will go into labour, probably a dozen people will die of natural causes (heart attacks from the excitement mostly), and a few will probably be stabbed or shot, many dozens robbed or mugged or assaulted, and that night thousands of Obama Babies will be conceived in what may turn out to be the biggest, and most expensive, party in American history. The majority of people in Washington DC are going to have an excellent, historic time, and the stream of stories of grandparents travelling across the country to make sure their grandkids are there to witness such a truly monumental moment in history are probably the best stories of all, so far.

It feels like a new chapter in the story of America is about to start, because it is.

Millions will no doubt be disappointed that Obama will not be able to instantly pull the country out of the horror of a collapsing economy, and that he will be unable to stem the tide of the millions of newly unemployed through 2009 and 2010. But most Americans do not believe that Obama is The Messiah, or a miracle worker, and they know the road ahead is going to fucking hard.

But even the most cynical person can't deny that Americans sound very optimistic about their lives, post-Bush, and really do believe that they can bring back the kind of America that the rest of the world fell in love with, and wants them to be again.

American Under Bush did many terrible things, and committed crimes against the American people, and people on the other side of world, that some in the administration will probably, eventually, go to jail for. That makes Americans optimistic as well. But for most Americans this week, BushCo. has ceased to exist, finally it's over, and there is now something better worth believing in, and drawing faith from. For a while, at least. That may be enough time for Americans to turn America around.

I have no idea what Obama will have done by this date, in 2011, nobody does. But it feels like America is catching a break, for a few years anyway, to deal with its problems, to get the country back into fighting shape. It will only be with BushCo. finally gone from the White House that many Americans will see just how much the rest of the world has moved on during the Bush years, how many other countries have advanced while they've retreated, and just how many people there really are in the world who want America to be strong again, who want to believe in them and the dream of America that was drummed into us all from the first day we sat in front of a television set.

All of us want America to get back everything that BushCo. took away.

A nation loaded with optimists, and people feeling enthusiastic about the future of their country, can do great things, monumental things.

Now, finally, we get to see what Obama can do, and just how far away, or how close, from his dreams the reality of his presidency will turn out to be.

But first, the biggest party since the millennium begins...


Previous Obamaness On Your New Reality


We Regret To Inform You Obama Has Won The Presidency, Now Take Your Medicine

Obama's Advice To Eight Year Old Gir - Look Up "Empathy" In A Dictionary, Learn It, Live It, Love It

Iran Leader Congratulates Obama For Winning "The Majority Of Votes" Barack Obama : World President

A New American Reality Once Only Dreamed Of, Finally Arrives

Obama Reads Up On The Dark History Of How The CIA Helped The Saudis Launch Bin Laden's Jihad

Check Obama's Head For The 666

Warning : Smoking Cannabis May Lead To The Presidency Of The USA

Monday, January 19, 2009

Philip K Dick's Life Lessons



A fantastic list of reasons why 'All I Really Needed To Know I Learned From Philip K Dick' by Torley Linden, is followed up at Total Dickhead with many more from readers.

Some of the best of both lists :
* Androids used for slave labor have issues.

* It's easier to believe a lie than dismiss the truth.

* Paranoia is ideal for the adventurous.

* Some memories are best left repressed.

* Words control people.

* Use what you have at hand before it regresses...

* Just because you're an under-employed, substance addled, square peg of a man doesn't mean you won't save the world and get the girl.

* All evidence that you may be living in a simulated reality, no matter how seemingly trite, hallucinatory or just plain goofy, should be pursued with relentless credulity.

* Living on other planets actually kinda sucks.

* To be on the safe side, just use it as directed

* Not only are things not what they seem to be, quite often they're not what they don't seem to be as well.

To which I will add these PKD-derived life lessons :

* Your toaster may be plotting to kill you.

* Coin-operated front doors should not be fitted with speaking computers that drip attitude and sarcasm.

* Empathy is everything.

* Those who promise The Cure sometimes also manufacture The Cause

* That lone dog barking frantically in the early morning just might be trying to warn you of an alien invasion.

* You can write about a reality in fiction and watch it come true in the supposedly real world.

* Books, newspapers, cat litter bags, when left unsupervised for short periods of time can self-replicate.

* If you spend too much time alone, experimenting with drugs like PCP and mega-doses of vitamins, you can convince yourself that you have the ability to travel back in time and visit yourself, as a much younger person. And then remember it, suddenly, as having already occurred.
I'm not sure if many or any of the above life lessons make sense to people who haven't read Philip K Dick, but I suspect that they might. It's hard to know for sure. Once you've read lots of Philip K Dick, you never look at the world, or reality, or slime mould, or robots disguised as humans, the same way again.

Once Philip K Dick's books and stories have tweaked the way you perceive reality, there's no going back.

A gallery of Philip K Dick book cover art from around the world can be viewed here.






Go Here For Everything Else Philip K Dick On Your New Reality
Plague : "The Deadliest Weapon Yet In The War Against Terror"

Just another of the infrequent outbreaks of the bacterium Yersinia pestis in a poor part of the world, or an example of bioweapons in modern warfare?
Anti-terror bosses last night hailed their latest ally in the war on terror — the Black Death.

At least 40 al-Qaeda fanatics died horribly after being struck down with the disease that devastated Europe in the Middle Ages.

The killer bug, also known as the plague, swept through insurgents training at a forest camp in Algeria, North Africa. It came to light when security forces found a body by a roadside.

One security source said: "This is the deadliest weapon yet in the war against terror. Most of the terrorists do not have the basic medical supplies needed to treat the disease."
In all the ways that viruses and bacterium can kill a human, plague is by far one of the most painful and horrific, and terrifying to witness.

Expect a propaganda leaflet drop in Algeria : "Surrender now and we'll give you antibiotics."
Hamas Checkmates Israel

Israel grabbed world headlines by announcing a ceasefire to its killing spree in Gaza. Hamas was expected to keep on fighting, which would have allowed Israel to cry, "We told you they don't want peace!"

But within hours, those headlines have been knocked off front pages by the announcement that Hamas has announced its own ceasefire, on the conditions that Israel ends its economy-crippling siege of Gaza and pull its troops out of the territory within seven days.

Whoever is advising Hamas appears to know very well how to play the game :
Hamas announced an immediate cease-fire by its militants and allied groups in Gaza on Sunday, giving Israel a week to pull out its troops from the coastal territory.

Israel, which mounted an offensive against Hamas three weeks ago to halt years of rocket attacks, agreed to silence its guns and ground its aircraft early Sunday.

"We the Palestinian resistance factions declare a cease-fire from our side in Gaza and we confirm our stance that the enemy's troops must withdraw from Gaza within a week," said Damascus-based Hamas official Moussa Abu Marzouk.

Ayman Taha, a Hamas official in Cairo for talks with Egypt on a truce deal,
demanded that Israel open all of Gaza'sw border crossings to allow in food and other goods to meet the "basic needs for our people."

The cease-fire came after 22 days of fighting that killed some 1,200 Palestinians, about half of them civilians, according to Palestinian and United Nations officials. Ten Israeli soldiers and three Israeli civilians were killed during the campaign.
Israel is claiming victory, but they also claimed victory after the second Lebanon war of 2006, and nobody believes that crap, either.

That Israel wants to call a three week campaign of terror against a mostly civilian population, condemned around the world, killing more than 300 children in the process, something even approaching "victory" is downright disturbing.

Another failed front in the 'War On Terror' leaves another few thousand killed and wounded civilians, and a proclaimed enemy only more popular with the shatttered locals.

If Osama Bin Laden was still alive, he'd probably be laughing and applauding Israel's psychotic behaviour.

Another War, Another Defeat
Tom Cruise Lusts To Kill The Already Dead

Is Hitler back as a zombie? Or is Tom Cruise prepping for a second Let's Get Hitler! movie, perhaps an action movie set on a secret Antarctic underground Nazi base devoted to keeping him alive for another century?
"I've always wanted to kill Hitler. I hate that guy,'' said Cruise.
Tom Cruise was born 17 years after Hitler killed himself in his Berlin bunker in 1945.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

"I'd Like To Stay Here All Day, But I Gotta Go To Vegas"

There's at least a dozen clips in this compilation where Bush was clearly drunk out of his mind :



More than a million dead in his wars, tens of thousands of American soldiers killed or wounded, a few trillion dollars blown to nothing....All things considered, maybe the United States and the rest of the world got off somewhat easy.

So that's that. President Bush is now Former President George W. Bush.

Now he can drink as much as he wants, without starting any wars. If he hooks back in, hard, the booze will kill him in a decade.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

The Idiot-In-Chief Has Left The Building

This appears to be the first news story to show up in Google News, right now at least, to use the smile-inducing term "former US President George W. Bush" :
During the rally, they also set on fire the effigy of prime Minister of Israel and former US President, George W. Bush.
Presumably it won't be the last George W. Bush effigy burned during protests in Pakistan, or the Middle East.

Most of the effigies burned of Bush in the past eight years were of poor quality, usually sacks of old clothes or straw with a photo of Bush glued where a head might be. It's quite amazing no entrepruener ever decided to mass produce a highly flammable George W. Bush effigy. In Pakistan alone, they would have sold thousands.

It remains to be seen how big a potential market there might be for ready-to-burn effigies of President Barack Obama.

Iranian student protesters got in early, but they chose to only burn posters of Obama, which seems half-hearted at best, if not downright lazy, and doesn't really count when it comes to effigy torchings :

"No Really, God Told Me To Kill All Those Women And Children"

Haaretz.com has a special coverage section on "The War Against The Amalek", as one rabbi terms the savagery in Gaza. Here's how Haaretz leads into the special :



Homemade rockets vs tanks. The rocket is almost bigger than the tank! It must be a fair fight then.

So who are 'The Amalek' that some in Israel believe they are at war against? The Palestinians are 'The Amalek', an ancient enemy apparently, thousands of years old, even if they now watch satellite TV and listen to Eminen on iPods.

This is Old Testament-style warfare :
Deuteronomy 25
“Remember what Amalek did to you on the way as you came out of Egypt, how he attacked you on the way when you were faint and weary, and cut off your tail, those who were lagging behind you, and he did not fear God. Therefore when the Lord your God has given you rest from all your enemies around you, in the land that the Lord your God is giving you for an inheritance to possess, you shall blot out the memory of Amalek from under heaven; you shall not forget."
According to some Jewish extremists, the following piece of God-commanded vengeance can explain all those dead and burned and maimed women and children in Gaza, who were hiding from the missiles and bombs - of what some in Israel believe is a holy war - in UN schools and hospitals :
Samuel 1

Thus says the Lord of hosts, ‘I have noted what Amalek did to Israel in opposing them on the way when they came up out of Egypt. Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, and infant....
So many minds on both sides of 'The War On Terror' are poisoned by ancient beliefs and millennia old vengeance that do not belong in the 21st century.

The fighting and massacres and hatred and lies and car bombings and beheadings and missile strikes, and the spilled blood of hundreds of thousands of women and children, are not exactly the greatest advertisement for any religion.

Few who are fighting, or more importantly telling others to do the fighting, are willing to claim publicly that the 'War On Terror' is religion-vs-religion, but for many millions around the world, it clearly is.

Former US President George W. Bush famously kicked off the 'War On Terror' with this announcement : "This crusade...is going to take a while."

The 'War On Terror' may one day be written up, in a few centuries, as the last great religious war of Planet Earth.

Well, you can pray that it is.
Moor Walkers Uncover More Than 100 Pieces Of Intricate, Ancient Rock Art In England



The rock carvings are dated as 4000-6000 years old. Little is known about who carved them, or what they mean :
"There's a real pleasure in finding a new panel," says Richard Stroud, a former civil servant and now volunteer co-ordinator on the project. "The sense that you're up on the moor and someone else was up here 5,000 years ago in the same spot, doing his best work on that rock. It connects you with the past in an amazing way."
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Friday, January 16, 2009

Pot Porn

CNBC and High Times teams up (yes, really) for a photo gallery of supremely majestic medicinal cannabis, and it's been a huge hit online.

As I've mentioned elsewhere on this blog, the mainstream media is noticing just how many hits positive stories about cannabis, and cannabis culture, generate for their websites. They can't afford to live without the extra eyeballs such Cannabis-Good stories bring in. Expect more such stories, and pot porn galleries, like this one. Many, many more.
"We Have To Come Up With A Better Movie Than Red Dawn...."

By Darryl Mason


A conservatives' movie icon

Hot Air puts out the call for movies, but only those post-early 1980s, that can be identified, or branded, or perhaps even slandered, as 'conservative movies'. That is, modern movies that reflect "modern conservative values", which appear to be undergoing somewhat tectonic shifts in reality and belief.

According to some of the more popular movies titles proffered by HotAirers, modern conservative values appears to translate as a taste for war, sweaty men in singlets or leather thongs, achingly terrible early 1980s Patrick Swayze movies and an utterly bizarre late embracement of....feminism. Kick arse feminism, anyway.

Here's some of the favourites :

* Team America (of course, watch Tim Robbins and Mike Moore die and puppets fuck each other)

* Red Dawn (Commies invade the US for no foreseeable reason)

* All the Die Hard movies (man in singlet, sweaty, dirty, takes on scumbags)

* True Lies

* Alien & Aliens (woman in singlet, sweaty, dirty, takes on alien scumbags)

* Gran Torino (a stunning end of career masterpiece from Clint Eastwood)

* Knocked Up (because it's pro-life)

* The Lord Of Rings (men go off on a dangerous mission together)

* Master & Commander (men isolated from women on a boat, getting on with business of being men)

* Conan The Barbarian (near naked men brutalising each other, fighting giant snakes)

* Braveheart (grimy men brutalising each other, killing the English and flashing their bottoms)

* The Passion Of The Christ (more near naked men brutalising each other)

* 300 (sweaty, grimy, near naked, blood soaked men hang out together and kill lots of people)

There's quite a theme developing here, can you spot it?

* The Dark Knight (Batman takes on crazy terrorist, but everyone can't wait to see what the crazy terrorist will do next)

* The Incredibles (family values, in animated form)

* Steve Martin's The Jerk (rags to riches entrepreneurship through inventing a glasses grabber that sends millions cross-eyed)

There's also a lot of love there for movies where locals are threatened by heavily-armed invaders and the neighbourhood community band together into militias to kill the invaders....
but isn't that exactly what insurgents in Iraq, Afghanistan and Gaza did, and are still doing?

And did I mention the HotAirers really, really love Red Dawn?



I'd have to agree with many of the commenters at Hot Air. Clint Eastwood's new flick, Gran Torino, is a perfect movie for the American conservative of the Ronald Reagan generation, with a George W. Bush fixation. Actually, it's just plain brilliant, and poignant, no matter your politics. In Gran Torino, Clint's neighbourhood is filling with foreigners and Clint's character is a lost man in his last years, all but stripped of his power and place in the community, someone who just wants to be left the fuck alone to live his life in peace, to jaw with his barber, to call a trouble-making negro a "spook" and any Asian a "gook", to drink and smoke and eat bad food and, when necessary, stand up for and protect his neighbours. His character's final redemption is one of the greatest film-endings you'll see this decade.

Gran Torino is indeed an excellent movie, funny and somewhat sad, as it captures both the dying, fading industrial America of the 20th century, and the self-renewing, changing face of the America of the 21st.

Gran Torino's ultimate message, to me anyway, was : The American you knew and love is gone, forever. Now deal with it.