Are you dreaming this?
No.
Is this some demented piece of artistic commentary by savagers of corporate marketing?
No. It's real.
Kellog's has turned out the ultimate in anti-consumer food products. A fruit flavoured snack food for little kids made of brightly coloured chunks of industrial food ingredients. The special ingredient is wax. It's called Lego. This snack for kids also happen to look exactly like the brightly coloured chunks of plastic, also called Lego, that can so easily lodge in windpipes of little children.
Kellog's wants to teach children how to choke themselves to death.
Product watchers predict this bizarre depopulating chewy snack will soon be gone :
I would love to know what sick (person) at Kellogg's came up with this genius idea. I just spent the first three years of my son's life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you're telling him they taste like strawberries.Someone from Kellog's, or Lego, ignores the obvious criticisms and tries to sell some more :
These are the best gummy candies ever. They stopped carrying them at my grocery so I ordered a case of them. The whole family enjoys them, kids and adults alike. Very natural fruit taste.Mmm, 18 grams of sugar and salt in every 25 gram serving of Kellog's 'Lego Child Chokers'.
