"Can I Go For A Ride On The Projectile Vomiting Mouse?"
Children don't want to see stupid dancing n' singing mice and ducks when they go to a theme park. They want to see things that kids are interested in - like poo, like vomit, like snot, like animals farting.
Forget Disneyland, the Danes obviously know how to put together a theme park that will really capture the attention of bored children. Welcome to Bon Bon Land :
A video tour of Bon Bon Land. Enjoy the human powered and self-operated rides :
But Bon Bon Land isn't the most bizarre theme park, by any stretch. There's plenty more here.
Anyone for StalinWorld?