"STOP PLAYING ELVIS OR I WILL STAB YOU"
You don't mess with Australian women, every Australian man knows that, and when an Australian woman says "Stop playing that godammned song or I'm going to stab six kinds of shit out of you with these scissors," most Australian men would have done what exactly what he was told to do, and turn off the Elvis for a while.
But not this guy.
At 35 years old, the unidentified West Australian man just loved to listen to Elvis. At least, he loved to listen to one Elvis song, 'Burning Love'. Apparently he played it so much he got into a right old blue with his girlfriend about it.
It appears she told him to turn it off, but he refused.
So she allegedly stabbed him.
With scissors. in the head, in the legs and in the back.
The woman has been charged by police with 'unlawful wounding' and faces court this week.
(See : Planet Of Strange Things for further info and Elvis The Christ image)