MISSING NUCLEAR ARMED ALERT #1
Axis Of Evil figurehead and US Enemy Number One (or Enemy Numer Two, or has he slipped down to three?), North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has disappeared while travelling through China on a trip to Russia.
Stories are emerging that Kim Jong's high speed, super luxurious train crossed into China from North Korea on Tuesday morning, but has now, like the leader, disappeared.
"We really would like to know where he is, but we simply don't have a clue,' said a South Korean military attache. South Koreans intelligence services are drawing a blank, while the White House is yet to comment.
Kim Jong was expected to arrive in Shangai on Wednesday morning, but neither he nor his train have made an appearance. (source)