FUN POLICE CLAIM KEY CHAIN CONDOMS 'BLASPHEMOUS'
ALSO LIKELY TO OFFEND "ALL PATRIOTIC AMERICANS"
Apparently this is what blasphemy in the 21st century looks like :
There musn't be that much quality blasphemy going on in the world today if this is the worst of the worst.
According to Jim Sediak, of the Americna Life League, key chains like this have the power to offend hundreds of millions of Americans.
"Michelangelo gave us a beautiful image of Adam stretching out his hand to God, with God's index finger about to touch Adam's index finger," told the Drudge Report.
Now "God is handing Adam a condom."
But he didn't have anything to say about cows wearing sunglasses.
This is anti-calf to the extreme :
Bovine offensive and full of cow-hate.
The phenomenon of cows wearing sunglasses is spreading.
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